No. Not THAT kind of lucky. The kind of lucky where you meet your celebrity crush because of the stars aligning perfectly, and not because of Twitter posts with his exact location.
As any Robsessed fan does, I keep a weathered eye on the news at all times. Not the real news; I know about as much about the economy's status as a hovel-dweller. No, my vision is turned toward the entertainment side. EW mag, Entertainment Tonight... an occasional "Us Weekly"...
And let me say: the news has gotten increasingly disturbing concerning my object of affection.
HE is in NYC filming a picture called "Remember Me" (I am SO excited for this film, by the way). Well, about two weeks ago, at the shoots start, who should come to the set but the crazies? You know the ones: the TWI-MOMS and the TWEENIES and EVEN SOME GIRLS MY AGE! WTH? Does no one understand how stalker-ish that is? I wouldn't want anyone following me around when I'M at work (oh, Lord knows the evidence they could gather against me...)
It gets better.
Day one, four women in their twenties, whom we will call Huey, Dewie, Louie and Porkface, proceed to shove Robert's security out of the way and simultaneously wrap their arms around his neck! They even tried to get their icky faces close enough to his to kiss! Poor boy laughed good-naturedly as the icky women were literally peeled off his hot-bod.
But wait... it gets better!!!
Not a week later, several dozen -probably a hundred or so- of these same fans commence a chase. They are the beagles, Rob is the bunny. Off they go, rounding the corner at an accelerating pace, one loses her balance and lands in a hotdog cart, they're nipping at each others heels when -BAM- poor Rob! Hipchecked by a taxicab.
AND OH WAIT- IT GETS EEEEEEEEVEN BETTER!
These fans then have the GALL to get upset and pissy when Robert doesn't sign autographs. I mean, hello? You nearly chased the man to his death, and he doesn't want to give you the time of day? HOW DARE HE BE A HUMAN BEING WITH A NEED TO RECUPERATE!
Seriously, fans, I am just as obsessed as you are. I, however, at least have the maturity to keep it locked at home where it can't hurt anyone, especially Rob.
And Rob- this wouldn't have happened if you'd cast me in the role of Ally. Just a thought. :)
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